I just hired a PR guy to help me promote my cookies. Here is what I am going to put on every bag of cookies I make from now on:
The Art of the Cookie
Begin with a baker’s soul. Seek the finest ingredients. Explore nature’s infinite variety of flavors and textures – crunchy, sweet, rich… oh, and chocolate.
Entertain inspirations. Embrace decadent cravings. Reward yourself. Open…Taste…Delight.
Actually, I got this off a package of Pepperidge Farms cookies someone left lying around the emergency department. Who the heck writes stuff like this?
I got a wee bit concerned when I read your PR post on the Art of the cookie. Thanks for clearing it up in the end. But one thing I like about cookies are the different textures.
Open… Taste… Delight….
I wouldn’t waste my calories on Pepperidge cookies.
Hahaha!